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GOOSE

    elizaaaabeth:

    GOOSE

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  7. vulpeck:

bringmethesombrero:

zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.


LOLOL platypus

everything will kill you.

    vulpeck:

    bringmethesombrero:

    zloi-medved:

    MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

    BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

    RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

    TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

    PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

    LIZARDS-

     WHAT THE FUCK

    WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

    THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

    THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

    WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

    AND MORE LIZARDS

    FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

    AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

    WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

    HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

    ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

    AND THIS GUY

    AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

    AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

    JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

    BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

    WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

    SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

    WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

    P.S.

    LOLOL platypus

    everything will kill you.

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